
this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around
Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.
On the other hand, you might still have a cough after drinking that, but you wouldn’t give a fuck one way or the other.
this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around
Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.
On the other hand, you might still have a cough after drinking that, but you wouldn’t give a fuck one way or the other.
“You know what? Fine. Fucking fine. Roll diplomacy to seduce the goddamn dragon, you sick fucks.”— Our poor GM to the bard. (via outofcontextdnd)
My first bard seduced the eldest red wyrm on the planet with his bugling. The second bard I ever gave Orcus a lapdance and stole his soul. Keep an eye on the bards.
Oh my gosh I’m glad it wasn’t just me having trouble with bards. I thought I was failing as a DM.
have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u
i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight.
both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage
I don’t understand how this happened but… Pppffft!
Been to San Diego Comic once, and this seems accurate. ^_^
"Your mom’s FACE is Aramaic!"
"That’s why Canadians are the best lovers! They do it in English first, and then they do it again in French."
Lol!
Sure Guts is welcome to ask me questions. He’s busy guy though.