“The Wizard has been given a ring that forces you to change one letter in the name of any spell you cast.“
Here’s what the party came up with over the course of one night:
Magic Missive
Cage Hand
Rage Hand (it’s just hulk gloves)
Charm Parson
Lure Wounds
Fisintegration
Prismatic Splay
Wall of Firs
Forcerage
Walk of Stone
Rose Trick
Calm Lightning
Plank Shift
Minor Allusion
Limited Fish
Space the Dying
Blame Hands
UnSean Servant (when you don’t like Sean the Footman)
Eyeflight
Animal Friendshit (the portapotties at a furry convention)
Anti-life Shall (shall what!?!?)
Miner Illusion
Control Pater
Glyph of Barding
Bear
Speak with Deaf
Reign Death
Feather Pall
Massage
True Strife
Faerie Fine
Healing Worm
True Shrike
Bone of Truth
Dongstrider
Lump
Stoneskip
Legend Sore
Power Word Stud
Thunderrave
Ire Storm
Vocate Creature
Staggering Spite
Magic Fissile
Plans Growth
Air
Revilify
Raise Read
Pail of Thorns
Wed
Cloudbill
Colon Spray
Bondetection (it’s pretty good)
Maze Armor
Gordon of Arrows
Fire Store
Plink
Stinging Cloud
Misty Stop
Nope Trick
Plink
Fee Invisibility
Bay of Enfeeblement
Scorching Lay
Deb
Shatted
Rope Prick
Phantasmal Forte
Contact Otter Plane
Otto’s Irresistible Dunce
Feeblemint
Incendiary CloutTag yourself, I’m Bear
I’m Staggering Spite most days.
Nope trick
Minor Allusion!