*locks eyes with the barista as I spray whipped cream into my coffee*
motherfucker I am PAYING for caffeine and the right to enjoy it any way I want I will cut it with sugar and mainline it right here don’t try me
I love coffee, and if brewed correctly it tastes wonderful, unfortunately the majority of barristas aren’t brewing them correctly because the corporation doesn’t have enough training, nor enough staff, their pay is shit and they don’t care, if I were to see this in a coffee shop I’d leave
