“You know what? Fine. Fucking fine. Roll diplomacy to seduce the goddamn dragon, you sick fucks.”— Our poor GM to the bard. (via outofcontextdnd)
My first bard seduced the eldest red wyrm on the planet with his bugling. The second bard I ever gave Orcus a lapdance and stole his soul. Keep an eye on the bards.
Oh my gosh I’m glad it wasn’t just me having trouble with bards. I thought I was failing as a DM.