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theriu:

sparklingdogs:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

Unicorn license application

A letter hand written by a small child reading

Dear LA County I would like you'r approval if I can have a unicorn in my backyard if I can one. Please send me a letter in response.
- madeline ALT
A letter from Los Angeles County titled unicorn licence, it reads 

Dear miss madeline, 

Thank you very much for your letter requesting permission to have a unicorn in your backyard. I am pleased to tell you that the Los Angeles County Department of Animal Care and Control does license unicorns under the following conditions:

1. The unicorn must be cared for in compliance with all animal caretaking regulations set forth in Los Angeles County Code Title 10.

2. The unicorn is given regular access to sunlight, moonbeams, and rainbows. 3. The unicorn is fed one of its favorite treats - watermelon - at least once each week.

4. The unicorn's horn must be maintained to be in good health. This requires polishing at

least once a month with a soft cloth. 5. Any sparkles or glitter used on the unicorn must be nontoxic and biodegradable to ensure the unicorn's good health.

It is always rewarding to hear from young people who thoughtfully consider the requirements of providing a loving home to animals. I commend your sense of responsible pet ownership to seek permission in advance to keep a unicorn in Los Angeles County.

Enclosed is a preapproved unicorn license for when you can find one. In the meantime, because they are indeed very rare to find, we hope you will enjoy this enclosed unicorn with our compliments and appreciation for reaching out to our department.

Warmest regards, MMayeda

MARCIA MAYEDA Director ALT
A love heart license collar tag, ready and waiting for madelines unicorn when she finds oneALT
A paper licence reading
County of Los Angeles Dept. of Animal Care & Control

Unicorn License

Miss madeline (surname redacted) has been issued this preapproved unicorn license on the 30th day of November, 2022.ALT

From Los Angeles County

Here’s the unicorn they sent because I needed to see it

First the little girl’s letter was cute, and then the RESPONSE was EVEN BETTER, but then they also made a license tag, AND A CERTIFICATE, AND MAILED HER A UNICORN DOLL TO BOOT—

Whoever is in charge of LA County Animal Care and Control deserves a RAISE


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