What Jedi say: Emotions lead down a dark path.
What Jedi mean: Calm your tits before you hurt somebody.
What Jedi say: The Force shall reveal the time for action.
What Jedi mean: Nah.
What Jedi say: I sense darkness in you.
What Jedi mean: Hey, asshole.
What Jedi say: The Force works in mysterious ways.
What Jedi mean: That’s the worst question I’ve ever heard.
What Jedi say: I will meditate on your words.
What Jedi mean: Go fuck yourself.
Clones have this in their reg manuals.
Addendum by Commander Cody;
What Jedi Say: All is as the force wills itWhat Jedi Mean: I don’t even fucking know man. No one died tho so it’s probably fine.
Addendum by Captain Rex;
What Jedi say: Use the Force
What Jedi mean: Y E E T
Addendum by Commander Gree
What Jedi Say: The path ahead of you is clouded
What Jedi Mean;Good luck dipshit
Eee Hee! Yes!
What Jedi say: Emotions lead down a dark path.
What Jedi mean: Calm your tits before you hurt somebody.
THIS so much THIS! ^^ ^^